boy : what u like?money? honey? funny?
girl : u think ler?
boy : i think you want a funny honey with a lot of money.
2.
boy : if im a nanny then you are a big baby.
girl : u sure u can take care of me? i vil make u v frustrated.
boy : i.ll try. if really cant handle, i'll put u inside a box and put behind the street, write there:'' plz take me home. ''
3.
girl : im fat.
boy : where got?
girl : got. my face is more round compare with last time.
boy : last time u r a zombie..?
4.
boy : actually i like girls with long hair.
girl : i see. mostly guy like girls with long hair.
boy : so they can pull her hair when she is naughty.
5.
boy : u r quite independent.
girl : how to define?
boy : because you know how to cook maggie mee.
6.
girl : im fierce and cruel.
boy : i know that.
girl : so r you going to accept me?
boy : i'll start to work myself hard, so im able to survive when u throw me down from 20th floor.
7.
girl : you are a big head monster.
boy : if im a monster, i'll eat you first. i'll chop off ur head, the rest cook soup.
girl : yerr.... co cruel. you willing to do that?
boy : no....
girl : =)
boy : okey..i will keep the head.
8.
girl : i hate you. you are a bad guy.
boy : i love the way you lie. =)
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